You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

The courier was fucked up — she met me naked and asked me to spank her

You should have thought of that when you climbed naked into bed with your brother

Sis, why bother going to the party when I've already found myself a bitch?

I read my sister's diary, and I'm fucked — the whore wants a big dick

She says she wants to spin on my dick, even though we are a public

Courier, what's not to understand? You fuck me and the pizza is free

You met me naked, you hinted at sex, now don't hide your tits

The guy couldn't, but his neighbor did — the toy got stuck in his ass

She screams like mad, but it's for the best

How do girls agree to be filmed in porn? They offer to do it

Don't be so frightened, girl! Better let's fuck and I'll explain everything

The sister said good morning and sat on her face without waiting for an answer

Invited a neighbor to come inside, but he came in from the back door

He asks: "Not on the panties" — too late, they're already in sperm

She drew dicks, and I gave her a real one — at least it's useful

Undressed to your panties on a camping trip, it means you need to get laid, too

They're lesbians themselves, and now they've spoiled the new decent roommate

Hello, son, come and fuck your mother! Don't forget to come inside!

What do you mean, jerk yourself off? Come on, you got cocky and jumped on my dick

We'll screw the light bulb in later, I'd rather screw my dick into a tight pussy

It's good that we took a friend on vacation — we'll make a baby right on the beach

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

Fucked a passionate bitch with protruding nipples — she's fucked out of her mind